Random

This is going to be a cluster-f#$* of random. Just to let you know ahead of time.

First. Black sheets, even though they may go with your bedroom décor coloring, are gross. I put blacks sheets on last week and I have to say maybe winter time was not the best season to try these out. Your skin is dry and flakey despite all the lotion you may apply, and there it is for your viewing pleasure on your black sheets. Gross. I’m pulling these off tonight, washing them on HOT, and not ever putting them back on my bed. *shiver*

2.  Balls. Yes I said balls. I had a conversation with my best friend Justin a couple of weeks ago about this. I was driving to my boyfriends after work and I got stuck behind this stupid ass truck with a set of steel balls hanging from the undercarriage. Necessary? I think not. If you’re a man, we’ll be able to tell, but hanging a scrotal sack from your car is not the way to show it. I feel sorry for the unlucky SOB that parks next to me with those things when I have a kid and he/she asks what those things are. I’ll wait all day in the parking lot until the driver comes out and let him explain to my 4 year old what they are. Make you feel uncomfortable? I hope so, because I’m a little queasy myself watching those things swing back and forth.

I think I can officially stop talking about this now.

3. It's ok to be lame. Seriously. If you like staying in on Friday nights to catch up on the shows you DVR'd this week instead of going out to bars...do it. Man up, and own what you want to do.